Steve Rogers doesn’t like a lot of today’s music, but if you catch him alone you will find him rocking out to The Neighbourhood or Lana Del Rey.
- Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
- Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
- Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
- Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
- Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
- Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
- Asexual People: what
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
You can distinctly make out that she’s saying “What the fuck? Whose alligator is this?”
Coming up with schemes with your best friend
Was this movie even real
HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN
a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy
Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books
Help me prove a point
I have never reblogged anything faster.
Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics
You have no idea how many
HELL YES I HAVE <3